For a fleeting moment I attempted to migrate away from Kirby to Jekyll, only to realize I was foolish and dumb. Alas: my new portfolio, still powered by Kirby. (Realization: I’ve been building with Kirby for almost half a decade now!)
Thank you @bastianallgeier and all contributors for building such an easy-to-use tool, and thank you @texnixe for graciously answering all of my beginner questions about AJAX validation. 