You crazy Germans
Most of you are Germans so this is for you. Maybe not entirly Kirby related but I hope it’s ok.
To not get this wrong I need to start to say that I believe that all people are born with the same value no matter where they come from.
You probably don’t think you have a special culture, because you live in it. Here I can tell what Swedes think about Germans. I know they are preconceptions, so no offense.
Crazy Germans and the Freedom of roam
We often have Germans coming to visit Sweden. They really like our Freedom of roam which means you can go into any forest and do almost anything you want.
Germans sometimes takes it too literally. They do crazy stuff in the forest, like swimming naked and sometimes walking around naked, just because they can.
Crazy Germans are stealing our moose signs
What seems to interest Germans much more than others are that we have moose in Sweden. It seems like Germans are crazy about our warning signs for moose. From time to time we can read in the paper of yet another German that has stolen a moose sign.
Crazy Germans are buying moose stuff
Germans are the ones who have the most interest in our moose. Therefor there are now many moose shops for Germans in Sweden with only moose souvenirs. It feels like about 80% of the souvenirs goes to germans and the other 20% goes to the rest of the world.
Crazy Germans are using green paint to hide their windmills
I went traveling to Germany in year 2000 in a bus. We looked out and every windmill we saw had a green/white gradient.
We were told that the German Green party did not like that the windmills did not fit into the rest of the nature, so they voted and now they all have green paint on them.
To save the nature… use paint!
(I hope I did not confuse you with the Danes in this case. Long time ago.)
Crazy Swedes buy alcohol in Germany
In Sweden we have a lot of taxes on alcohol. To get cheap alcohol we travel all the way down to Germany to buy it. No one seems to be aware of that the trip costs much more than the gain.
Crazy Swede tries to speak German
In Sweden me and my friends on our way down to Germany, we found a German guy on the train. We had taken some alcohol which made us talk to him in english. Then one of us wanted to impress him with german skills by saying something in german.
- The first of us said “Danke schön”.
- The second one of us said “Ein zwei Polizei”, probably from a song he heard.
- Then it was my turn and I said “Luftwaffe”.
Every one just became totally silent. I did not know the meaning of the word or where I’ve heard it. I did not know it was Hitler air force.
That german guy did not speak to me again. Lesson learned.
Crazy German music taste
I’m a crazy swede that like the german music. For me, german music is all about eurodance. Scooter, Blümchen, Dj bobo, K2, Modo ect. In the 90:s about 50% of songs on the swedish CD:s contained german eurodance.
K2 Der Berg Ruft. Not an entirly normal song. Crazy Germans.
Swedes are not that great to make eurodance, but we have some artists like Dr Alban, Dr Bombay, Pandora, Ace of base and ABBA.
Dr Bombay. Not an entirly normal song. Crazy Swedes.
And no, I have not listened to music since 1994.